Don't tell any big lies today. Small ones can be just as effective.
The early bird might get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.
You do not need a parachute to skydive the first time. You only need a parachute if you plan to skydive again.
How do they get the deer to cross only at that yellow road sign?
Bumper Sticker: Keep on honking...I'm reloading.
If your ship doest come in; then swim out to it!
Be careful about reading health books. You may die of a misprint.-Mark Twain
War does not determine who is right - only who is left.
Money talks...but all mine ever says is good-bye.
Some people hear voices.. Some see invisible people.. Others have no imagination whatsoever.
Give to the world the best you have, and the best will come back to you. ~Ella Wheeler
Repeated frustrations and disappointments are always a reflection of repeated misunderstandings and presumptions.
He who expects nothing, is never disappointed.