Wednesday, December 02, 2009
Thursday, November 26, 2009
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A big thank you for a beautiful Jacquie Lawson card from my gentle readers, Linda and Jack. I am sharing it with you here, ENJOY!
How to Make Fast Homemade Basil Parmesan Baked Rolls
How to Recipe for BBQ Pork Baby Back Ribs in the Slow Cooker Crockpot
How to Recipe for Cheese & Fruit Blintzes
How to Recipe for Garlic Bread Braid
How to Recipe for Jack Daniels Pumpkin Pie
How to Recipe for Mexican Stuffed Potato
How to Recipe for Pineapple Mango Ham in the Crockpot
How to Recipe for Spinach Linguine with Mussels and Mushrooms
How to Recipe for Stuffed Eggplant Parmesan
Wednesday, November 25, 2009
Tuesday, November 24, 2009
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Monday, November 23, 2009
Sometimes the waves of pain hit. I can't think, my mind is filled with pain. Due to the numerous harmful effects of prescription pain killers, I avoid them unless I am screaming uncontrollably.
Saturday, November 21, 2009
Thursday, November 19, 2009
Monday, November 16, 2009
" Michael, if you were on a date having dinner witha nice young lady, how would you tell her that you have to go to the bathroom?"
Michael said: "Just a minute, I have to go pee."
The teacher responded saying: " That would be rude and impolite. What about you Sherman, how would you say it?"
Sherman said: " I am sorry, but I really need to go to the bathroom. I'll be right back."
" That's better, but it's still not very nice to say the word bathroom at the dinner table"
" And you, little Johnny, can you use your brain for once and show us your good manners?"
Johnny said: " I would say....Darling, may I please be excused for a moment? I have to shake hands with a very dear friend of mine, whom I hope to introduce you to after dinner."
Allergists voted to scratch it, but
the Dermatologists advised not to make any rash moves.
The Gastroenterologists had sort of a gut feeling about it, but
the Neurologists thought the Administration had a lot of nerve.
The Obstetricians felt they were all laboring under a misconception.
Ophthalmologists considered the idea shortsighted.
Pathologists yelled, "Over my dead body!" while
the Pediatricians said, 'Oh, Grow up!'
The Psychiatrists thought the whole idea was madness, while
the Radiologists could see right through it.
Surgeons decided to wash their hands of the whole thing.
The Internists thought it was a bitter pill to swallow, and
the Plastic Surgeons said, "This puts a whole new face on the matter."
The Podiatrists thought it was a step forward, but
the Urologists were pissed off at the whole idea.
The Anesthesiologists thought the whole idea was a gas, and
the Cardiologists didn't have the heart to say no.
In the end, the Proctologists won out, leaving the entire decision up to the assholes in Washington.
The woman perked up and said, 'How about that? I just ordered a glass of champagne, too!'
'What a coincidence' the farmer said. 'This is a special day for me. I am celebrating.'
'This is a special day for me too, I am also celebrating,' said the woman.
'What a coincidence!' said the farmer.
As they clinked glasses he added, 'What are you celebrating?'
'My husband and I have been trying to have a child and today my gynecologist told me that I am pregnant!'
'What a coincidence!' said the man.
'I'm a chicken farmer and for years all of my hens were infertile, but today they are all laying fertilized eggs.'
'That's great!' said the woman, 'How did your chickens become fertile ?'
'I used a different cock,' he replied.
The woman smiled, clinked his glass and said, 'What a coincidence'.
Sunday, November 15, 2009
Thanks for being concerned about us here where Katrina hit.
Ida is making her presence known now with gusty winds and blowing rain.I
don't know how bad it is along the waterfront but I'm sure there's some
tidal fooding occuring.I'm about 5 miles inland and its stormy right
I trust you are doing well and that you are healthy now.Glad that the
Virgin Islands escaped any run-ins with the tropical systems this year.
Take care. :)
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