Sunday, February 21, 2010

Two Lovebirds


Jacob, age 92, and Rebecca, age 89, living in Florida , are all excited about their decision to get married. They go for a stroll to discuss the wedding, and on the way they pass a drugstore. Jacob suggests they go in.
Jacob addresses the man behind the counter: "Are you the owner?"

The pharmacist answers, "Yes."



Jacob:
"We're about to get married. Do you sell heart medication?"

Pharmacist:
"Of course we do."



Jacob:
"How about medicine for circulation?"

Pharmacist:
"All kinds"



Jacob:
"Medicine for rheumatism?"

Pharmacist:
"Definitely."



Jacob:
"How about suppositories?"

Pharmacist:
"You bet!"



Jacob:
"Medicine for memory problems, arthritis, and Alzheimer's?"

Pharmacist:
"Yes, a large variety. The works."



Jacob:
"What about vitamins, sleeping pills, Geritol, antidotes for Parkinson's disease?"

Pharmacist:
"Absolutely."



Jacob:
"Everything for heartburn and indigestion?"

Pharmacist:
"We sure do."



Jacob:
"You sell wheelchairs and walkers and canes?"

Pharmacist:
"All speeds and sizes.."



Jacob:
"Adult diapers?"

Pharmacist:
"Sure."



Jacob:
"Great!  We'd like to sign up for our Wedding Registry"


No comments:

Post a Comment

Thank you for commenting!
I read every comment.
You may post as anonymous without signing in to anything, but please write your nickname with the comment.
Whee!