Perhaps the sign hanger shouldn't have alcoholic beverages either.
Sometimes I want to rewrite the boring news headlines. Such as:
Anderson Independent Version:
Trooper says amputee had cocaine fitted in prosthetic leg
By Mike Ellis
Anderson Independent Mail
Drug Dealer Doesn't Have A Leg To Stand On
Associated Press Version
Post office closings would make long hikes harder
(An article about potential closings of rural post offices along the Appalachian trail where hikers often pick up their pre-mailed food supplies)
Hikers Moan, Stomachs Groan
Associates Press Version
2 Million Coke Didacticts
Now a bit of fun with my pictures...
Blue Ox Plows Nicely
Maintenance employee claims work-order read "Deliver picnic table to lake"
|Sorry, got to run now folks, my neighbors are hosting a drop-in and I don't want to be late for my plane.|
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