Well, yes, a puppy has to have comfy pillows to lay on. You don't expect me to sit all over the furniture without pillows do you?
No, I am just a puppy. But I am featured on YouTube in two videos. Maybe that makes me a dancing star (or a dancing fool!)
I will be two paws old on Christmas Day 2011. I was born as a gift for Dear Miss Mermaid in 2009, but she didn't find me until May 2010. She gets lost often. I guess it took her 5 months to eventually locate me.
Heck no! I have to work for a living as a Bark Ranger. The hours are long, the pay is only love, food, treats, sweaters, toys and a rolling dog house. Nobody gives me any money. But, I have no pawkets to keep money in anyhow.
Yes, I have two designated dog beds, but one is my bark-o-lounger. A puppy has to lounge doesn't he?
Yes, I have doggy blankets. You wouldn't want me to get cold and shiver would you?
Yes, I have a few toys. OK, maybe a dozen or so I am told. I only have 4 paws, so I can't count beyond that. Most were gifts from fans. I love toys and gifts.
Um, yes, I love treats and food. I've received a few mail order and in person from adoring fans. Hey, a dog's gotta eat!
I know many human words such as "Toy, sweater, tennis ball, bouncy ball, teddy bear, bo-bo, treat, cheese, food, breakfast, hot dog, walk, ride, no, ut-oh, and stay." Sometimes I pretend to know what "sit, come, quiet, hush and stop" means, but mostly I try to ignore these words. I randomly answer to my name. It depends on who is calling and what they might want. I might come, I might not. (I learned this from cats.)
This is me and my Bo-Bos. First I had green Bo-Bo and I loved him dearly. Somehow, all of Bo-Bo's stuffing fell out. I have no idea how this happened. Then I got blue Bo-Bo. He was so much fun, then he split open and all his stuffing fell right out too. I have no idea how that happened. None. I still play with him, even though he is rather deflated and skimpy now.
I love to chase and wrestle with them. Below I am wrestling a kitty cat in Ohio. On video, on youtube too!
Oh sure, I have a few sweaters, T-shirts, jackets, coats and vests. You don't expect me to run around naked do you?
Yes, I gotta keep my cute little puppy figure, of course I do yoga.
I do my own coif-fur. Sure I submit to baths, paw-fume spray and brushing, but I've never had a trim. In Puppy magazine they said I have rugged good looks.
What? Puppy magazine said I looked ragged? Who misquoted them? Personally, I like the waifish rakish look. Every dog should have a few bangs out front.
I'm too sexy for my collar.