Saturday, June 01, 2013

Attention Exotic Big Cat Owner

I've been helping someone compose an eye catching "Lost and Found" ad for a most unique situation.

This is what we've come up with so far:

Attention Exotic Big Cat Owner: 

Is someone missing from your collection?

He/She appears to be hungry. Saunters very gracefully with long tail.  Cat is 3 feet tall and 7 feet long, a very light tan or off white color. Possibly deaf or just totally unafraid of barking dogs.  

Bring food and come get your cat. The sooner the better.  
Absolutely no questions asked. I don't want to know who you are or what your crazy story is. Just come get your beast. 

Reward is purr-ly optional but gratefully accepted.  

Let's hope that works...

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