Wednesday, November 25, 2015

Give Thanks, It's Thanksgiving!

May your stuffing be tasty
May your turkey plump,
May your potatoes and gravy
Have nary a lump.
May your yams be delicious
And your pies take the prize,
And may your Thanksgiving dinner
Stay off your thighs!


Recipe for a Bikini Tanned Turkey



"I love Thanksgiving turkey… it’s the only time in Los Angeles that you see natural breasts." 
— Arnold Schwarzenegger
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"Thanksgiving is an emotional time. People travel thousands of miles to be with people they only see once a year. And then discover once a year is way too often."
 — Johnny Carson
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I have never once shopped on Black Friday
in my entire life. 
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4 comments:

  1. Wishing you a wonderful Thanksgiving Day !

    Lynn in GA

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  2. Hope you and Harley are enjoying your day to be grateful, though every day qualifies.

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  3. Happy Thanksgiving. May your day be filled with reminders of all the Blessings you have been beneficiary of and lots of turkey. Stay Safe, Martha

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