The Last To Know

Well, I wet to see the nurse at the clinic. It was baby day but the doctor didn't show and the babies were gone. She said she understood I had really bad pneumonia.

WHAT?

News to me!

She said it was on my records.

You mean in 22 days of being in the hospital no one ever said I had pneumonia?

You mean you didn't know?

No, I never knew.

Very strange.

It took 22 days to figure THAT out and still no one mentioned it to me?

I am incredulous.