Get Ready for Thanksgiving with this Bikini Turkey!

How to Recipe for a

Bikini Tanned Turkey

By dearmissmermaid

author of

HURRICANES and HANGOVERS

(and other tall tales and loose lies from the coconut telegraph)

B. Pearson said: Rating ***** (5 stars)

Ha! I love it. 53345354346574 stars for you, if I could. Fantastic. You deserve an award for this article. One very enthusiastic recommendation coming up!