Honey Help Us

Honey, I redecorated the den for you.

Honey, I got seats for your firepit. 

Honey, I brought home a pet. 

Honey I fixed the air conditioner.

Honey, I trimmed that overgrown hedge.

Honey, you don't need a new mixer, I fixed it for you.

Honey, I fixed the lights for you.

Honey, I strung up the Christmas lights. 

Honey, I fixed the water sprinkler. 

Honey, I borrowed your car to go to the lake.

Honey, I fixed the car window.

Honey, I decorated the Christmas tree.

Honey, you said you were tired of being left alone while I went hunting. 

Ahoy!
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