I drove into the Ocala National Forest.
The cellular coverage map said we would have cell phone and internet.
One day, and boy was it ever cold! Then two days turned into three, turned into four and now I am somewhere near the east coast of Georgia. Lost again.
I have a picture somewhere of the 30 effing degrees shown on my thermometer. How can the sun shine so brightly and it be so c-c-c-cold?
OK, found the picture.
See? I can't make this stuff up!