Monday, April 29, 2019

Everyday is a beautiful day.

Even when bad things happen.

It's still a good day to wake up alive,

And start living.


Monday, April 22, 2019

Punny Funs

Easter was wonderful.
I hope the bunny wabbit did not give you an eggache.
Typing this is hard eggs-ercise for me.

I figured out why I am so tired in April... I just had a long March.

Yesterday my long hare was almost caught in the fan. It almost took ears off my life.

Hoping you had a hoppy Easter too.

Mine was eggs-ceptional.

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Saturday, April 20, 2019


Whether you hop to church or dance to the bunny hop, have an eggstra special Easter.

May your basket be full of eggstravagance
And your heart be empty of sadness and badness

Fuzzy wuzzy was a hare-less bunny
Fuzzy wuzzy thought this funny
Fuzzy wuzzy wasn't fussy was he

Thanks for hopping by today.
Have an Easter Blessed Mess with your Beaster Bonnet

Laugh and Love
It's free
(And goof for ya too!)

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Thursday, April 18, 2019

Alive and confused.

Nothing new about that!

Today is a gift.

Treasure it.

I am grateful to my awesome readers and earthly angels.

Bless you for your compassion.


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Laugh and enjoy the moment!

Life is goof. 

Wednesday, April 17, 2019

One Two Three

Three things in human life are important:
the first is to be kind;
the second is to be kind;
and the third is to be kind.
                                                           ~William James

Monday, April 15, 2019

Shopping for a Vehicle

I am out looking at cheap used cars and trucks for sale.

I don't mind ugly, as long as it runs fine. 

The good news is, Amazon carries oodles of car parts and supplies at bargain prices.

You can list the vehicle you own and they will tell you which parts do and don't fit that one.

Somewhere over the phone talking to the owner of this bargain beauty (pictured below)  there was a miscommunication about how "ugly" I could go...

At this point and time in my life, I prefer something with doors.

Even ugly doors will do.

Just please include doors before you tell me "It's ugly but it runs great..."

My friend who drove me to go look at this politely suggested that PERHAPS I need to rethink my budget.

Hmm... Ya think so?

Life is goof. 

Saturday, April 13, 2019

So Confused

I was at a restaurant recently.

On the chalkboard was:

AYCE Fish for $8.99
SENIOR Fish $5.99

So... I asked the waitress about this AYCE fish. I've never heard of that. Is that a new type of farm fish?
She said AYCE is for "All You Can Eat" fish. Do you want that?

Well, I can't eat that much. So I asked her "Just how old is that senior fish?"

She rolled her eyes and said "It's 65, one serving, do you want that?"

Well, no, I don't want to eat 65 year old fish.

If you're reading this then you woke up alive.

Smile and laugh (It's good for you!)

I woke up alive too. 

Probably because I did NOT eat that 65 year old fish!

Life is goof.

Thursday, April 11, 2019

Yippee Doodle Do!

The sun came up.
I woke up alive.
It's another day, another miracle!

Thank you for stopping by today.
Life is goof!

Where ever you go, there you are.

I'm all here, cause I'm not all there!

Laugh and smile.
It's great to be alive.

Sunday, April 07, 2019


Being well, staying well, it's not easy but is it fun?
I'm struggling here, but I tell myself over and over it's going to be OK.
I am super lucky and deeply grateful to have a roof over my head, food, and awesome earthly angels.
Many are struggling with a lot more and many with a lot less.
Happiness has no price.
Smile, laugh, be grateful and get on with living.
It's a beautiful day to wake up alive.

A few more days of waking up alive and I might make it to another milestone, my 60th birthday.
Ya know what I think?
The first 60 years of childhood are the most difficult!

May you go in peace where ever you are where ever you go.

If you are reading this then rejoice, you woke up alive!

Thank you for rocking my world.

Wednesday, April 03, 2019

Rejoice and Smile

The world is a beautiful place.
If you are reading this, then you woke up alive.
Be grateful!
It's another blessed day to love others and behold this miracle for all it's worth.
A new day.
Like none ever before.

Thank you, thank you, thank you!

Fun Facts:
While typing this, a tree branch from overhead dropped down on my roof making a horrific noise that jump started my heart. I'm wide awake now!

Life is goof.

In a few days I hit the big six-ut-oh milestone and I am wildly excited and super grateful that this possibility might become reality. Just thinking about it makes me want to laugh and giggle. Maybe I  have nine lives and perhaps I've used up eight of those already, but today, this hour, this moment is a treasure and a gift.

Speaking of beauty...
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THANK YOU for stopping by today!

Monday, April 01, 2019

Alaska Finally

Life is long, death is short.

I want to live life to the fullest!

My fifth wheel has been up for sale to pay for the medical bills. A few weeks ago a guy in a VW camper van came by with another couple to look over my fifth wheel. The couple was shopping, the guy in the van was just coming along cause he was curious and all three were friends. While I was showing off the fifth wheel he flirted outrageously with me and said he wished he could find someone like me to go to Alaska for the summer. I don't know WHAT it was, but we just hit it off and I was sad I couldn't just hop in his van and go see Alaska.

I've never seen Alaska. It's been a long time since anyone flirted outrageously with me and he just seemed like an old leather shoe that fit perfectly, easy going, comfy and dependable.

He called me a few more times and said ya know, there is just something about you. I feel like leaving for Alaska leaves a  big hole in my heart. Maybe we could stay in touch by phone?

Then this weekend, well Friday morning,  a couple came to see my fifth wheel and bought it! Yippee! Now I have to find somewhere else to live because they want to haul off my RV as soon as possible. We made the deal at the bank so their money is my money and it's all a done deal.

Then a lightbulb came on in my head.

I called  the VW camper guy and asked him if he still wanted to go to Alaska with me for the summer.

He said yes he was camping almost 200 miles away, on his way to Alaska already, but he would turn around and come get me and my dog Monday morning because he had something to do with old friends Sunday where he was camping, but Monday morning he would fetch me. We talked on numerous  phone calls and giggled like teenagers, this seems like such fun already!

His VW camper van is small. But Sunday morning I picked out 5 outfits, packed those, packed a few dog toys and some dog food. What to do with the rest of my stuff?

Someone in the park told me about a guy who buys anything so I called him. I made him a "take it all" deal. He gave me a few hundred and yesterday he emptied out my closet and shed,loading it all up into his  box truck. I called the couple and told them they could have my fifth wheel anytime.

Last night I could hardly sleep, bye bye Florida, hello Alaska!

It's been a busy weekend and I am just exhausted but excited! Around 8 am, the couple hauled off my fifth wheel so now I am sitting here in the rec hall at the RV park with my two very small bags waiting on the VW camper to pull up any minute. The dog and I have paced back and forth between the rec hall and the park entrance, looking for the VW camper.

Finally I called the guy, to find out how close he was to coming to pick up me and the dog. He had told me last night he was going to leave around 4am to come get me and should be here by 8 or 9am. It was now 11am when I called him.

I enthusiastically told him how I had crafitly sold EVERYTHING and was just sitting here in the rec hall waiting for him to show up. The fifth wheel was already moved and gone, so there would be no delays.

Freedom! On the road again!

He said "APRIL FOOLS I am not taking you to Alaska" and hung up the phone.

I called him back so we could have a good laugh, but he is not answering.

Is he stuck in traffic?

Is his phone battery dead?

Did he have a flat tire?

Is he lost?

Does he remember how to get here?

He said he had GPS to find me.

Did I make this decision in haste?

Will I regret it?

WHERE is he?

I will call again.

Well, I am back.

I called him 3 more times and still no answer.

Matter of fact, I borrowed someone else's phone and called him from their number a few times.

Still no answer.

Is he OK?

Will he pull up any minute now and we can have a good long laugh and get on our way?

How long before he gets here?

How long before you figure out this is my April fools on you?

In case you are wondering...
I am still living in my little old fifth wheel, nothing was sold or moved.

Have a happy April Fools day!