So Confused

I was at a restaurant recently.

On the chalkboard was:

AYCE Fish for $8.99
SENIOR Fish $5.99

So... I asked the waitress about this AYCE fish. I've never heard of that. Is that a new type of farm fish?
She said AYCE is for "All You Can Eat" fish. Do you want that?

Well, I can't eat that much. So I asked her "Just how old is that senior fish?"

She rolled her eyes and said "It's 65, one serving, do you want that?"

Well, no, I don't want to eat 65 year old fish.


If you're reading this then you woke up alive.

Smile and laugh (It's good for you!)

I woke up alive too. 

Probably because I did NOT eat that 65 year old fish!

Life is goof.