Sunday, March 07, 2010

A Clean Dirty Joke

















Thursday, March 04, 2010

Newsy Stuff from the British Virgin Islands March 4, 2010

Newsy Stuff from the British Virgin Islands...
What?  No Competition???  No "undercharging"?  No fair!
Gov't may standardise taxi fares
BVI Beacon
The fares would be publicly posted and drivers would be prohibited from over- or under-charging, said Natasha Chalwell, a representative from the BVI ...
We've heard that before!
Gov't: VG Airport could reopen soon
BVI Beacon
Denniston Fraser, managing director of the BVI Airports Authority, said government officials plan to meet soon with representatives of Air Safety Support ...
ShowTime Band Releases "Over Do It" Today
Platinum News Online
The new hit will be played on the airwaves from today and speaking to BVI Platinum News, Roger Frank - Manager of the Band said it will focus on the known ...
Complaints commish publishes report
BVI Beacon
... and his staff authored a special report detailing grievances from a Cane Garden Bay native against the ministry and the BVI Electricity Corporation. ...
Going swimmingly
Law Gazette
'In March I am swimming the length of the BVI, and on the last day, swimming to the nearest USVI, or as near to it as the Department of Homeland Security ...
Very sad events (below)!  I can't tell you how many times I have ridden in taxis that were in  bad need of a brake job!  My very first ride in a taxi on Tortola involved a driver who used his emergency brake every time we needed to slow down.  I thought this might be an isolated incident, but I've had it happen more than once.  Yet, when owning my own heap of a jeep on Tortola, having great brakes was of paramount importance.  Fix your brakes, arrive alive!  I hope all taxis in Tortola will review their brakes and take appropriate action to repair them long before another tragedy. Heart felt prayers go out to the family, it's the last thing you expect on a vacation, a taxi with old useless brakes.
How Did Princess Cruises Excursion Bus Driver "Crash Dummy" Earn ...
By Jim Walker
In an article entitled "Taxi Driver Granted $60000 Bail - License Suspended," BVI News in Tortola, British Virgin Islands (BVI) reports that the driver of the Princess Cruises excursion bus arrested with reckless driving and causing ...

Six Degrees of Separation

I'm trying to do the six degrees of separation...  and sell 5,357 more copies of my  "Hurricanes and Hangovers" book, as soon as possible, to cover some urgent matters, that sadly, require good old fashioned money.

Six degrees of separation (also referred to as the "Human Web") refers to the theory that, if a person is one step away from each person they know and two steps away from each person who is known by one of the people they know, then everyone is at most six steps away from any other person on Earth.

Sooooo... if you actually read and liked my book, I would be honored if you passed word on to others you know,  as a recommendation, a must-buy, a must-have.  While my book is on Amazon, the full title is long "Hurricanes and Hangovers (and Other Tall Tales and Loose Lies from the Coconut Telegraph) by Dear Miss Mermaid" so for simplicity sake, it's listed at 

with links to all the stores.

I'm working with some book distributors, to try to get it into more stores and more places, it all takes time, and being a newbie to the field, it takes time to get noticed. I do have 17 reviews on Amazon, which is a tiny fraction of the books sold, so if you read the book and have time to write a review on Amazon, I would be thrilled.  It doesn't matter whether you bought it from them or not, just that you read it and want to review it.  You can choose between one and five stars for a rating (with five being the highest.)

I am also getting geared up to do my own book tour and attempt to get it into more stores first hand. I would much rather be writing on my other books, as I do have several in the pipeline I am working on, and eager to get those out before the end of the year.
I was heavily encouraged when someone posted this review on Amazon, this week:  

5.0 out of 5 stars  
A GOOD TIME MON !, March 3, 2010
This book was just HYSTERICAL reading; you really felt like you were right there in the middle of all the Carib action !

If you have time in your BUSY day to recommend my book to your friends, relatives, coworkers,  neighbors, enemies...  I would be ETERNALLY grateful!   Who knows, maybe with the six degrees of separation...  anything could happen!

It ships worldwide too.

From the back cover:

About the book: Hurricanes and  Hangovers

As the hurricane approaches, take refuge, settle down to a few drinks of rum and rain, and soon you'll be raucously entertained with these 16 stories of madness and mayhem, of life afloat and ashore in the Caribbean.

Meet colorful drunks, gamblers, sailors, pirates and prostitutes. While many stories are based on truth, characters and scenes have been disguised and fictionalized to protect the guilty, the famous and the infamous.

Who is Dear Miss Mermaid?

As the most popular blogger in the British Virgin islands, Dear Miss Mermaid has dazzled islanders and tourists alike with tales of the tropics, local recipes, and informative weather reports for over ten years, blogging daily at and

Though her identity is kept top secret, fans can't get enough of her daily writings of life in a strange island world and what she calls "the comedy of living on the edge of reason in the Caribbean".

By Paul Spicer,

Ahoy pirates, mermaids, sailors and landlubbers!

This little book you hold in your hand is
just what the captain ordered!

Let this highly
entertaining collection of humorous tales carry
you away to a wacky world where life is a bubble
or two off center and all boats list lightly to portside.

Each one of these wild and bawdy Caribbean
tales will keep you smiling all day long.

Loosely based on fact, many of the names of
places and people have been changed (to protect
the guilty, of course).

But the flavor is definitely
Caribbean and the laughs are universal.
You won’t regret plunging into the cool
pages of this red-hot book. Unforgettable, original
characters serve up a fine feast of island life,
replete with laid-back sea-to-shore attitudes and
spicy inimitable Caribbean spirit. So put on
your sunglasses, pick up a nice cold drink, and
lay back in your deck chair. Let these tall tales
and loose lies melt your troubles away in the
uncharted waters of fun.
Linda K. Palmer

It ships worldwide too.

Monday, March 01, 2010

A Wonderful Quirky Movie

I can easily give this movie a 5 star rating.  It's playful, it's serious, it's funny, it's romantic, it's engaging.  Best of all it's totally refreshing with a unique story, not some warmed over copycat version of some other movie.

This movie starts off a tad slow, and a bit disjointed, making you wonder, what on earth have you got yourself into. But soon it picks up the pace and I eagerly waited to see what the next scene would unfold.

It's full of surprises, from disgust to delight, from love to hate, from serious to outrageous.  The two main characters are easy to bond with, the storyline is totally unpredictable, giving this movie a fresh face, that Hollywood should stand up and take note.

You don't need a zillion bucks thrown at a movie with well known stars and a worn out tired script and this movie proves that. The actors are fresh, the scenes are well done and the unparalleled story leaves you thoroughly entertained. I'd love to see more from this screen writer.

The music is well chosen, the locations are interesting.  The ending is a big bang surprise.

If you want to be ENTERTAINED, then sit back and savor this movie.

Friday, February 26, 2010

British Virgin Islands Odds and Ends February 26, 2010
Caribbean Hurricane Network
Almost a fool moon in the Virgin Islands
Caribbean Hurricane Network
A Blast From the Past... from Dear Miss Mermaid After hurricane Hugo had hit St Thomas in 1989, I found myself in a small plane, flying low over the island, ...

Home and Back Again - Travel Blogs
We spent some days at Christmas Cove down towards St Thomas as Mike was flying in and we had to ... Previous: Time in Tortola and the British Virgin Islands ...

Adventures of the Sailing Vessel Hakuna Matata: February 25 ...
By Captain Craig and Admiral Angela
We came back to Charlotte Amalie Harbour yesterday, having spent the prior few days back in beautiful Christmas Cove. One of the twist-locks for our enclosure bit Craig hard at the base of his little piggy. ... We came back to this busy harbour to eliminate temptation to swim and to prepare for travel over to the Spanish Virgin Islands. They are only 20 miles away or so but mostly desolate (our favorite) so we do our usual…extra provisioning and a fuel dock for this ...

Tortola & Virgin Gorda (BVI) - Local Reports (Caribbean Hurricane ...
By stormCARIB
A Blast From the Past... from Dear Miss Mermaid. After hurricane Hugo had hit St Thomas in 1989, I found myself in a small plane, flying low over the island, a few weeks later. Winds of 200 miles per hour had devastated the island. ...

Statement by Premier on road fatality
BVI News Online
The BVI Tourist Board must also be commended for its prompt action in deploying personnel to the cruise ship and the hospital to help address matters ...
See all stories on this topic

Man Steals Safari, Leads Police on Early Morning High Speed Chase
Platinum News Online
According to information reaching BVI Platinum News, the owners of a safari were made aware that their vehicle was stolen by a man who led Police on a chase ...
Dominica News Online
Banana industry affected by dry spell
Dominica News Online
Recent ashfall on Dominica from the collapse of a lava dome on Montserrat's Soufriere Hills volcano is another problem facing banana growth. ...

Impact of Eruption on Montserrat |
“A massive eruption of Montserrat's Soufrière Hills Volcano covered large portions of the island in debris. The eruption was triggered by a collapse of Soufrière Hills' summit lava dome on February 11, 2010. Pyroclastic flows raced down ...

"An Easy, Gracious Man"
Twenty-four year-old Aaron Rumphrey was riding on a bus with other passengers, when it flipped over and crashed on the island of Tortola. ...
USA Today
Princess suspends Virgin Islands tour after passenger killed in accident
USA Today
On Tuesday, a tour bus on Tortola carrying 20 passengers from the Caribbean Princess on a "Tropical Forest Hike and Beach" excursion left the road and ...
BVI post issues collectable item to Mark HL Stoutt's birthday
Road Town, Tortola - The BVI Post is announcing the release of a special collectable item, a framed stamp and summarised biography, to commemorate the ...

NY tourist killed in bus wreck
BVI Beacon
Police have arrested and charged the 32-year-old Tortola man who was driving a tour bus involved in a fatal crash on Tuesday. Roland Allen, of Baughers Bay, ...
See all stories on this topic
News briefs
Roland Allen, 32, of Baughers Bay, Tortola, was charged Tuesday night with causing death by dangerous driving. Early Tuesday, 24-year-old Aaron Rumphrey of ...

Thursday, February 25, 2010

The Conch Killers

We love free publicity!  Check out Chip Gile's The Conch Killers

A blog that oozes cool « Chip Giles's Blog
By chipgiles
Visit Dear Miss Mermaid at She has a really cool site that monitors the weather in the BVIs. If you want a momentary release from the day, go to her site and browse around. ...
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Monday, February 22, 2010

News from the British Virgin Islands February 22, 2010

Oh Shucks! Horse breaks leg after feature race
BVI News Online
BY BVi Correspondent It was a sad day for Shucks fans on Sunday afternoon as the horse broke one of his legs in the feature race of the day. ...

Virgin Islands a midwinter night's dream
The Journal News |
Florida may have Disney World, but the US Virgin Islands are ferry distance from the stunning British Virgin Islands (Tortola is an hour from St. Thomas, ...

What Places to Visit During Your Caribbean Holidays? « antigua
By tummadamon
Tortola is the most active destination of the chain of islands. You can have big resorts, duty free shopping and the cruise ship crowds. The white sand beaches, including the Cane Garden Bay, are the fascinating attractions. ...

Class room on sea docks on Tortola
“We have really enjoyed Tortola. We have been well received by all of the community. We really enjoyed meeting some of the local students and having them ...

Salt Fish Cakes West Indian Style The food here is mainly west indian, with some continental style choices too. the buffet includes goat water, ...

20 bikers compete in Trellis Bay Cross Country Race
BVI News Online
BY BVI Mountain Bike Club The first race of the Mountain Bike Club Season kicked of at Trellis Bay this Sunday morning with 20 competitors taking part in ...

Sunday, February 21, 2010

Why You Should Adopt A Pet From Death Row

My friend asked me to go cat shopping with him while I was visiting in the USA. He said he wanted to rescue a cat. I suggested he go to the shelter and look on death row.

"What's that?" he asked. I told him it was the cats that were about to be put down, most shelters were overwhelmed and often the older cats were passed over for adoption while folks carted off the cute kittens. I then went on the rave about the virtues of adopting an older cat:

Typically they are already house broken, they use the litter box, they don't climb the curtains like playful kittens, generally, if they've been indoor cats before, they already know about breakable things and avoid them, they know not to scratch the furniture and they tend not to dribble their food across the floor, or play hockey with it, like little kittens are wanton to do.  They tend to know they shouldn't scratch you, and drinking out of the toilet is frowned upon. While kittens are a load of fun, they can be a load of work, if you want to properly train them to take care of your house and not destroy it in search of playful pursuits.

So at the shelter, we asked for death row and were told it was a no-kill shelter. We were surprised, apparently, they had some good funding now from special bequeaths that enabled them to not kill the cats. We passed by all the cute kitties, and went on to look at the adult cats. (I found out later they pass their overflow to a shelter that does kill.)

My friend liked a cute black cat, we opened his cage, and went to pick him up, he hissed, scratched and cowered in the corner with teeth bared. Well, um, that might be more work than my friend was up to, he hadn't had a cat in decades and he worked full time. We perused the rest of the cages. 

In one cage was a big lethargic tuxedo cat.  We opened his cage, and he briefly looked hopeful. I cuddled him in my arms and he purred mightily. His head seemed awfully big and funny looking, and he smelled bad. For good measure, he sneezed on us a few times.  

I turned to my friend, "Here is a needy cat in need of a good rescue."

We left to go do the paperwork and fetch the cat carrier we had brought with us. I went back to the cage to rescue the cat. A crowd was around him, poking fingers in his cage and I was proud to say "Excuse me, this cat's been adopted!"

The crowd parted, and I opened the cage again.  He was sleeping but woke up and gave me a wary eye. I picked him up gently and held him close. He fired up his loud purr and hung on to me for dear life. 

I walked back out to reception and he put up quite a fight while I shoved him into the carrier and zipped it up, all the while talking sweetly to him.  He scowled at us, looking pretty mad. 

A few minutes later, we were paid up and ready to leave. I held the carrier on my lap while my friend drove.  I unzipped it part way, talking sweetly "What a good cat you are!" and I reached in and stroked his fur to calm him down. 

Surprisingly he didn't try to escape, but settled down and went promptly to sleep. My friend thoughtfully played classical music on the stereo, as he thought the cat would enjoy that. 

A half hour later, we carried the sleeping cat and carrier into his new home. While he sat in the carrier, wide awake now and looking most unhappy, we let him watch us put out a bowl of dry food, a bowl of water and a bowl of canned cat food. Then we opened up the carrier and let him walk out on his own steam. 

He looked at us, looked at the bowls, and finally ate a little bit, then stood around looking at us expectantly while we stood there staring at him. 

So we showed him the litter box in the corner of the mud room. He looked at it and looked at us, then he toured the house and ended up in the bathroom, which he refused to leave. My friend was nervous and asked me more than once if the cat was going to poop on the carpet or what. I told him cats were smart and generally loved their litter boxes, but only if you cleaned them daily. Most cats that poop inappropriately are trying to tell you "Clean out the dang litter box!"

Finally, with the three of us crowded into the bathroom,  my friend said, "I think he wants his litter box in the bathroom!"

So we relocated the litter box.

The cat promptly hopped in and made a runny deposit. Yuck!  He also raked it 90 different ways, as if it was his Zen garden.  Then he headed for the food bowls and chowed down. When he was done he toured the house some more, and alternately coughed and sneezed. 

We called the vet and made an appointment to take him over in a few days. My friend said the cat stinks and asked me to bathe him. 

"Are you NUTS?" 

You never bathe a cat unless they are just super sick and physically can't do it themselves. Give him time, he will probably clean up his stinky self. 

For the next few days, the cat followed us around like a puppy dog, he never wanted to be left alone in a room or anywhere. Every time someone opened the fridge he ran over to look in and my friend was worried. I said "Hey, EVERYONE loves to look into a fridge, and cats are no different!"  

He ate a load of food and my friend was worried about this and I said, "Well, I think he needs to fill out and grow into that BIG head of his, once he gets back up to fighting weight, he will probably quit eating so voraciously."

"Let him check out your cabinets and closets and don't be surprised if he hides under the bed for a few weeks, until he feels safe and comfy here." As if on cue, the cat crawled under the bed and hid.  Later we found him hiding in the back of the closet.

For the next few days my friend pondered what to name him. We tried on different names.  The cat appeared indifferent. Meanwhile he ate a mountain of food and filled up the litter box with a large assortment of lumps.  He continued to sneeze and cough.  I showed my friend how to recycle that endless supply of plastic grocery bags. Just stick one in a waste basket, scoop out all the lumps from the litter box, tie the bag in a knot, and deposit it in the outside garbage can, then put a fresh grocery bag in the waste basket for the next day's use and so on. Come on, it's not that hard!

A few days later, I was cuddling with the cat and said to my friend "Do you smell THAT?"

"Smell WHAT?"  he says. 

"Exactly!  Nothing!  See?  He has cleaned himself up rather nicely, and doesn't smell at all."

Finally the vet day came and we stuffed him into the cat carrier. Oh my gosh, I felt so sorry for him!  He looked mortified and his eyes gave us that look, of extreme pleading.  With him on my lap, in his carrier,  off to the vet we went, while I talked softly too him and petted him. 

He didn't much care for the vet or having his temperature taken or the series of shots he had to endure. Finally his ordeal was over and loaded up with medicine, we took him home again. He was VERY happy. 

I hid the cat carrier, so he would know THIS IS IT, you are home now, for GOOD. 

He hopped up on the kitchen counter one day, and I loudly cleared my throat and gave him an evil eye. He promptly hopped down.  He tried to scratch the furniture one day and we ran out and bought him a scratching box and showed him he could shred that to his heart's desire, but leave the furniture alone. He quickly understood and according to my friend, hasn't clawed the furniture once since. 

I showed my friend, how to with hold the good stuff, (the canned food he craved), until he took his meds. So each morning, he had to endure his medicine, then we promptly opened a can of his favorite food stuff and fed him. He quit resisting the meds, and now gulped them down because he knew the good stuff was coming next. 

He had by now developed runny eyes in addition to the sneezing and coughing, but I gently washed his face with a warm paper towel several times a day and kept up the meds. 

Speed up to a few weeks later...

You wouldn't recognize the cat now!  His body has filled out nicely and his head looks balanced on it now, instead of too big. His fur coat that used to be dull and listless,  is now soft, shiny and luxuriant to the feel. He has no odor about him at all.  His runny eyes are dry and very beautiful. He no longer sneezes or coughs. 

And he LOVES to play.  I made him some home made toys and he loves to play, play,  play.  He likes for my friend to play with him, tossing his toys for him to catch and he does exotic ballet leaps to catch it ad show off!

He rarely meows, but has this funny "Brrrrrrrrrrr" noise he makes when he wants to talk. He purrs often and  runs to the door to greet his master when he comes home. He rubs his legs and follows him everywhere, taking naps in his bed or under his bed. 

He cuddles up to watch a good movie in the easy chair with whoever is willing. Some days he goes outside and races up the trees and back down again, then romps in the woods and comes home again, devouring food like there is no tomorrow. 

He's made my friend VERY happy and they enjoy each other's company. 

This cat was a terrific rescue, and the money and time invested in him, has paid off handsomely. He's a lovely healthy pet and my friend is proud to own him.  Everyone that meets him, says;

"What a cool cat!"

Call me when it's dinner time again!

Fly the Fun Skies

Give this guy a raise! He is a hoot!

Two Lovebirds

Jacob, age 92, and Rebecca, age 89, living in Florida , are all excited about their decision to get married. They go for a stroll to discuss the wedding, and on the way they pass a drugstore. Jacob suggests they go in.
Jacob addresses the man behind the counter: "Are you the owner?"

The pharmacist answers, "Yes."

"We're about to get married. Do you sell heart medication?"

"Of course we do."

"How about medicine for circulation?"

"All kinds"

"Medicine for rheumatism?"


"How about suppositories?"

"You bet!"

"Medicine for memory problems, arthritis, and Alzheimer's?"

"Yes, a large variety. The works."

"What about vitamins, sleeping pills, Geritol, antidotes for Parkinson's disease?"


"Everything for heartburn and indigestion?"

"We sure do."

"You sell wheelchairs and walkers and canes?"

"All speeds and sizes.."

"Adult diapers?"


"Great!  We'd like to sign up for our Wedding Registry"

Saturday, February 20, 2010

News from the British Virgin Islands February 20-21, 2010
PR Web (press release)
SailWithTerry Announces They Have Joined Island Birds Air Charter to Offer the ...
PR Web (press release)
... has teamed up with Island Bird Charters offering seamless jet connections from San Juan, Puerto Rico, to Beef Island, Tortola, BVI. ...

Spicy Caribbean Gumbo — Notes from the Caribbean Sugar Apple
By abigail
I was the lucky recipient of two boxes of local produce last week, one from Virgin Gorda and one from Tortola. The boxes were full of bell peppers, scotch bonnets, eggplants (young, tender, not a trace of bitterness), cucumbers, basil, ...
Farmers contribution recognised during Farmers' Week 2010
Road Town, Tortola - Twenty participating farmers throughout the Territory received recognition for their work during the recently observed Farmers' Week ...

Chef Pugliese Partners with Certified Angus Beef ® Brand at Food Network South ...
Platinum News Online
17, 2010 - Davide Pugliese, owner and executive chef of Brandywine Bay in Tortola, BVI, will join culinary forces with the Certified Angus Beef ® brand at ...

How to get to the BVI
By Deanna Keahey
The largest island in the British Virgin Islands is Tortola, and the capital, Roadtown, is on this island. If you're doing a sailing vacation in the BVI, chances are that it starts somewhere on Tortola. The largest island in the USVI is ...

BVI. Your Travelguide for British Virgin Islands
Christopher Columbus is said to have named Tortola after a bird he saw upon arriving, the turtledove. We don't want to quibble, but it probably wasn't a turtledove he saw, but a relative of the mourning dove.

Fantastic BVI pictures on this blog!
Champagne Vacation on a Beer Budget – British Virgin Islands | The ...
By Matt
With 3 other couples, we were able to charter a 42 foot sailing catamaran from Conch Charters in Road Town, Tortola, BVI. I figured this would be a fun vacation, but I had no idea how much fun sailing would be. I can't imagine a better ...
Caribbean Net News
BVI disaster management department expands emergency warning system
Caribbean Net News
TORTOLA, BVI -- The Department of Disaster Management (DDM) is expanding the British Virgin Islands' early warning system by installing warning devices ...

Road Traffic Regulations to be enforced on March 1
BVI News Online
BY Admin-BVI The Ministry of Communications and Works is informing the public that beginning March 1, 2010 the Road Traffic Regulation 2009 will be enforced ...

Special report: Could Haiti happen here? – BVI Beacon | The ...
By disaster preparation - Google News
Special report: Could Haiti happen here?BVI BeaconThe governor has responsibility for disaster preparation and response while the premier deals with disaster mitigation and recovery, she added. ...and more »

Super Yacht Blogger: Go Faster around the British Virgin Islands
By Super Yacht Blogger
Go Faster around the British Virgin Islands. The British Virgin Islands from Peter Island. War Horse is a super speedy charter yacht based in the BVI. One of the more unusual ways of seeing the British Virgin Islands is from the cockpit ...

Round the islands race, in the sunshine
Cowes Online
Nanny Cay marina in the British Virgin Islands is inviting yachts to take on the challenge of breaking the Round Tortola Record. It's an all-comer, ...

Donald E. Welsh, a Creator of Magazines, Dies at 66
New York Times
6 in Tortola, the British Virgin Islands. He was 66 and lived in Boston Corner, NY The cause was drowning, his wife, Bourne F. Welsh, said. ...

"No stones were unturned" - Fraser regarding BiWater contract
BVI News Online
Government signed a contract with Bi-Water SA to improve the water situation on Tortola and to rehabilitate the Road Town and Long Look sewerage systems ...

Wind and Sail: San Juan, Puerto Rico
By j-bone
I know it only takes two seconds but the team and myself are travelling to St. Croix this weekend and it is a logistical nightmare trying to get 6 kids, and 6 boats with all the rigging, and myself over from Tortola, via private yachts. ...

US marketing firm sues Tourist Board
BVI Beacon
The territory's former United States marketing and press relations firm has sued the BVI Tourist Board for breach of contract, claiming more than $1.2 ...

New Peebles Hospital will meet international standards - officials
BVI News Online
As a result, Inter-Health Canada is expected to collaborate with the BVI Health Services and key health stakeholders. In addition, Inter-Health Canada where ...

Virgin Islands, Virgin Islands Newspaper, A Pulitzer Prize Winning ...
DeJongh wants BVI to modify strict new charter boat law ... 3 letter to BVI Premier Ralph O'Neal, deJongh asked the BVI government to delay the ...

Funny tales of the Virgin Islands: Introducing Country Bumpkin the farmer
BVI News Online
Ballast Bay is a rural hamlet on the idyllic Caribbean Island of Tortola; it is another heavenly morning: the calm blue seas of the Bay teem with marine ... Epistolary Books for Fun Reading
A Listmania! list by Dear Miss Mermaid "Dear Miss Mermaid" (Virgin Islands, Caribbean). The list author says: "Epistolary: written in the form of or carried ...