Fun Quotes

A wise man once said; "Look on life as an apple the more you eat the less you have,but if you don't eat it it will spoil so you have to throw it away, so make sure you enjoy your life to the fullest.

Bumper Sticker: No matter what happens, somebody will find a way to take it too seriously.

The safest way to double your money is to fold it over and put it in your pocket.

Let thy Food be thy Medicine and thy Medicine be thy Food. -Hippocrates

One of the secrets of life is to make stepping stones out of stumbling blocks.-Jack Penn