Saturday, December 26, 2009

Today's Funny Koala Bear Joke

A koala bear was sitting in a gum tree smoking a joint...

When a little lizard walked past, looked up and said, 'Hey Koala Bear! What are you doing?'

The koala bear said, 'Smoking a joint, come on up and have some with me!'

Hurricanes and Hangovers by Dear Miss Mermaid
So the little lizard climbed up and sat next to the koala bear where they enjoyed a few hits off a big fat joint. After a while the little lizard said that his mouth was 'dry' and that he was going to get a drink from the river.

Hurricanes and Hangovers (and other tall tales and loose lies from the coconut telegraph) by Dear Miss Mermaid
The little lizard was so stoned that he leaned over too far while drinking and fell into the river.
A crocodile saw this and swam over to the little lizard and helped him to the side. Then he asked the little lizard, 'What's the matter with you?'

The little lizard explained to the crocodile that he had been sitting with the koala bear in the tree, smoking a joint, but got too stoned and fell into the river while taking a drink..

The crocodile said that he had to check this out and walked into the rain forest, found the tree where the koala bear was sitting there finishing his joint. The crocodile looked up and said... autho or Hurricanes and Hangovers
'Hey Koala Bear!'

And the koala bear looked down at him and said...
'Holy Cow! Duuuuuuuuude!
HOW much water did you drink?

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