Perhaps the sign hanger shouldn't have alcoholic beverages either.
Sometimes I want to rewrite the boring news headlines. Such as:
Anderson Independent Version:
Trooper says amputee had cocaine fitted in prosthetic leg
By Mike Ellis
Anderson Independent Mail
My Version:
Drug Dealer Doesn't Have A Leg To Stand On
Associated Press Version
Post office closings would make long hikes harder
(An article about potential closings of rural post offices along the Appalachian trail where hikers often pick up their pre-mailed food supplies)
My Version
Hikers Moan, Stomachs Groan
Associates Press Version
Now a bit of fun with my pictures...
Blue Ox Plows Nicely
Maintenance employee claims work-order read "Deliver picnic table to lake"
Cat burglar surrenders to police.
Cat burglar caught with missing TV.
Claims he only "borrowed" it to watch Animal Planet.
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