Good thing that cow was mooving along and didn't cause a cowlamity. Nothing like a cow wreck to cause a major cowtrastophe. Sounds like she cowlculated wrong in her mamoovers. Could be she was just plain recowlcitrant. I hope her hooves don't get cowlusses.
Maybe she was hoofhiking to Cowlifornia. If she mooed slowly she might have been from South Cowrolina. If she can write real fancy then she knows cowligraphy.