That's A Lot of Bull

 Trains, road work, cars and a bull. This is one busy intersection in Sumter County, Florida. 

The devout cowboy lost his Bible while he was mending fences out on the range. Three weeks later, a bull walked up to him carrying the Bible in its mouth. 

The cowboy couldn't believe his eyes. He took the precious book out of the bull's mouth, raised his eyes heavenward and exclaimed, "It's a miracle!" 

"Not really," said the bull. "Your name is written inside the cover." 

And that's no bull...

I heard if you talk to a cow, it goes in one ear and out the udder.

I have to go now. I am going to help a farmer count his herd with my cow-culator. 
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