That's a big bruise on my left wrist.
Instead of going right, I went wrong.
Gosh I hope I didn't dent the interior (the titanium implant.)
Maybe I could knock it straight again with a rubber hammer?
I hope a screw isn't loose.
How do you tighten up those titanium screws anyhow?
Inquiring minds want to know.
The other guy looks even worse.
Just kidding!
I was trying to fix my cabinet and my hand slipped and BANG.
When I get to heaven will they issue me an updated body?
This one is falling apart and rapidly becoming outdated.
Life is goof.
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Today's wisdom:
If you’re being chased by a pack of taxidermists, do not play dead.
Thinking globally:
The reason pandas are so popular is diversity – they’re black, white and Asian.
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OUCH!!
ReplyDeleteOuch, hope that feels better sooner rather than later:)
ReplyDeleteBless your heart for thinking of me.
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