Q You seem very energetic, how old are you?
A Gee wiz, you start off with the complicated questions. Let's see, I only have 12 toes, so I lost count at 12 months, but I haven't reached 2 years either, so I am a toe and a half year old.
Q Who is your groomer?
A Oh, don't make me blush, I do my own coif-fur! Of course my PA (Personal Paw Assistant With Thumbs) does my shampooing and brushing. After the PA is all done, then I take over and do my own styling to come up with this chic look.
Q Is that a skull and crossbones on your harness?
A Yes. With a name like Harley, I have to keep up appearances.
Q Were you named after the motorcycle?
A No, I was named after I was born.
Q Is it true you are a half breed?
A My mother was a French Poodle, my father, a Mexican Chihuahua, but I grew up speaking Yappaneese.
Q What kind of work do you do?
A I am a Bark Ranger for the Bark Service. They provide me with a place to park my pup tent. It's called woofcamping.
Q I thought you had to own a camper to do woofcamping.
A I do. I call it my pup tent, since I'm a pup.
Q Do you drive?
A My PA does my chauf-fur-ing.
Q Is it true what the tabloids say, that you fell asleep at the wheel?
A Oh those puppy-razzi are such a pain in the tail! The tabloids lie. That picture has made the internet rounds too. I was sleeping at the wheel, but not while driving. Honest.
Q Do you pay your PA well?
A Certainly! I give her lots of doggy kisses, plenty of perks and she has lifetime job security with me.
Q Perks?
A Yes, I share my toys with her, play ball and frisbee with her, take her hiking plus I let her sit or lay on all the furniture too. She's rather spoiled.
A Yes, I love to go sightseeing and sniffsmelling.
Q Do you have a girlfriend?
A Shouldn't that be plural?
Q What is your favorite place to visit?
A The food bowl.
Q What are your plans for the future?
A I am going to take a nap.
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