my grumpy level seems proportional to the lack of pain pills, so i give up, caving in to the "swallow a pill-make it go away" stigma
i don't want to take chemicals aka prescriptions because they damage my kidneys, but waking up in middle of night and discovering i am chewing my arm off like a rabid fox caught up in a bear trap reminds me to choose the lesser of evils
eat prunes, drink juice, gobble down a pucking fain pill, eat more fruit
speaking of prunes, i found these super fresh delectable moist Newman's Own Organics California Prunes at Amazon. they are actually a joy to eat, yummy!
pain pills have many unfortunate side effects (including constipation) at least that malady can be overcome with lots of fruit, juice, water and roughage
i've always opened cans with a manual can opener, but it requires two hands... so i bought this one handed battery operated can opener
it arrived in a package that needs two hands, a pair of scissors, a box cutter, 3 cocktails plus brute force to open
my friend fought with it for 10 minutes then finally i was able to test it out. i give it an A+ for one handed operation and a 10 for entertainment value because it does an undulating dance while opening the can hands free
time to go rest, pardon my horrendous editing...
a GIANT THANK YOU to saintly angels who are looking out after this fool with good well wishes, positive vibes and gifts of aid
i am reduced to tears of humbleness and gratitude
NOW... if you are looking for oodles of giggles, just follow me around for a day with a video camera while i learn to do two handed tasks with one hand tied behind my back