Thursday, November 12, 2009


Don't tell any big lies today. Small ones can be just as effective.

The early bird might get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.

You do not need a parachute to skydive the first time. You only need a parachute if you plan to skydive again.

How do they get the deer to cross only at that yellow road sign?

Bumper Sticker: Keep on honking...I'm reloading.

If your ship doest come in; then swim out to it!

Be careful about reading health books. You may die of a misprint.-Mark Twain

War does not determine who is right - only who is left.

Money talks...but all mine ever says is good-bye.

Some people hear voices.. Some see invisible people.. Others have no imagination whatsoever.

Give to the world the best you have, and the best will come back to you. ~Ella Wheeler

Repeated frustrations and disappointments are always a reflection of repeated misunderstandings and presumptions.

He who expects nothing, is never disappointed.

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