Dear Miss Mermaid
is nearly broke.
She needs;
Readers,
Subscriptions,
and
Book Sales.
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So, if nudity sails,
(sells? sales?)
then I have to try ANYTHING
to get more readers,
subscribers
and Book Buyers.
Please forward
this link
to ALL your friends and
Please Help
Dear Miss Mermaid.
THANK YOU!
From my naked bosom
to the bottom of
my tail.
It all started with an
innocent email from Mikey,
who commented on my
blog about sailing naked.
Message in a Bottle:
Dear Miss Mermaid,
By the Way,
You say you used to sail naked?
Well,I knew a gal that used to cut her yard naked. LOL
Hey,to each their own.
Whatever floats your boat is ok in my book.
Mikey
Dear Mikey,
Of course I used to sail naked!
It saved on laundry,
it saved wear and tear
on my clothes
and it eliminated tan lines.
Below are some pictures of
Dear Miss Mermaid
sailing naked:
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Please leave this page immediately,
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DRUM ROLL...............
Here are the pictures of
Dear Miss Mermaid
sailing naked:
I HOPE you are ready
to feast your eyes!
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Earth's Biggest Selection!
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Dear Miss Mermaid thanks you in advance,
from her naked bosom down to her tanned tail!
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Well done! Makes me want to buy a book right now!
ReplyDeleteGrin and bare it!
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ReplyDeleteYOU ARE HYSTERICAL!! Thanks so much for making my Monday morning easier to bare! Am going to buy your book right away.
ReplyDeletewe spied the 'no tan lines' from the air :)))
ReplyDeleteSue M
Jamaica
dontyaaknow nudity is banned in the BVI's
ReplyDeleteWell, they never banned me (too busy taking pictures of a naked mermaid!)
ReplyDeleteHave to admit I've seen a lot of people sailing naked...but your pics are the best! Ordering your book now. I want an autograph old friend!
ReplyDeleteBrava! I almost gave up, based on the warnings, but I'm glad I persevered - worth every scroll.
ReplyDeleteRoxanne
The Good Luck Duck, naked
While the pictures are very pretty, it's not what I wanted to see. Naked pictures, actual naked pictures would be nice.
ReplyDeleteLook again, you missed the naked ones!
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ReplyDeleteI think this bring more people on your site, but not buyers for your books. So no solution to going broke. You need to push your thoughts forward ...
ReplyDeleteVincenzo (Italy)
This website shares what I've found.
ReplyDeletewonderful photos of a free nude spirit sailing the naked sea, I will surely buy the book
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