2009 08 10 FUNNY EMAIL POEM

Dear Miss Mermaid, please get well!

Triton commands it you see.

His favoritist follower sorely is missed.

He’s getting impatient and roiling the sea.

In fact Mr. Trident is really quite pissed!

So do tell the doctors to figure it out.

We all want to sail and sun on the beach

And your readers are beginning to pout!

It’s not all about us, so we need to find aid

For our musing, amusing, mermaid!